One minute i'm truckin along...feeling good...crushing the enemy...winning my battles one by one...chasing that 1UP mushroom I've been waiting for...I can see that flagpole only seconds away...
when suddenly...
that damn turtle comes out of nowhere every time.
I die...
...and I'm back to square one...again.
Just when I think I'm finally getting that "1UP" in life and feeling good about things something has to come along and crush me.
...damn you.
